martes, 23 de febrero de 2016

Fantasy Story 1

In a far, far and magic world, a word you can´t imagine it and where the time is more slow than a turtle. There was a small and lovely village on the top of a volcano. This volcano is different than others volcanoes because it didn´t throw fire, it throw sweets, very different types of sweets, every type you can imagine.
The citizens of this popular village were very happy with their lives, because, they eat a lot of sweets from the volcano. 
They looked like a big bear and they had big noises, small mouths and inside they had big teeth.
Some years ago, when people spent their relaxing time, one family had a cute and beautiful baby girl called "Regaliz".
This girl only ate milk from her mother in her first five year. When she turned five years, the citizen decided that Regaliz was prepared to eat sweets of the volcano.
They organized a very popular party for this moment and invited the neighbor’s villages to attend the party. When all the people were near the volcano, suddenly appeared magic animals like pink dragons, purple unicorns and yellow elephant and other fantastic animals impossible to describe them with words, you need to see them with your own eyes.
Our cute Regaliz was very expected and surprising with the people, the animals, the music, and the ambience.
The mayor of the village gave Regaliz an honorable sweet to eat it in front of all the people. But when she put the sweet candy in her lips, her body started to change in a terrible ugly person. She looked like a earth person, with a normal face, a very beautiful smile, a pretty curly and blond hair. She looked very different from them.
People creamed and ran in different ways, except one of them, old men with a big mustache and a magic hat. He was a wizard, and did a magic symbol with his fingers and all the people stopped at the moment in their site. The wizard took the hand of Regaliz and offered her a big blue apple. Regaliz started to eat this special fruit with a smile in her face but didn´t solved her problem she still looked like a earth person. The wizard was worried about her because he couldn´t solved the problem, maybe she will die. He talked with her parents and told them to take her to another world. She can grow up safely.
Their parents love her very much and didn´t support to separate of her, but finally they accepted the wizard´s decision. They´ll visit her in the other world in Christmas and other holidays.
The life is the village continued been relaxing around the volcano and Regaliz grow up happy in another beautiful world.

lunes, 22 de febrero de 2016

First Email Conversation About Food

Monday , February 22, 2016 at 5:32 PM, Left Yus  wrote:

Can I ask you a weird question, how much time do you spend thinking about food?


Monday , February 22, 2016 at 5:36 PM, Righ Yus  wrote:

I go through phases. Sometimes, food is my last thought. I rarely “forget to eat,” but I do “forget” to *think* about it.
When I had boyfriend, I used to think about food a lot. Probably too much because I was always on a diet  to lose weight. Things like, “Oh crap, how am I supposed to go to dinner with my boyfriend tonight? What will I eat? Should I eat? Do I eat before so that I don’t eat at dinner, and if I do that, do I risk getting hungry at dinner then eating TWO dinner

I hate thinking about food in that way.
You look skinny! What’s your secret?

Best regards 

jueves, 18 de febrero de 2016

British vs Americans

Do you think that americans and British people speak the same way?.
Let me say, you are wrong. There are different words with the same meaning. Today I want to share with you the following picture.
Enjoy it!

domingo, 10 de enero de 2016

Usual acronyms

Haver your ever seen a differents acronyms in English and you couldn't understand what's hell was the meaning?.  Don't worry I give you some of them in the following list if you know others, please feelt free to agree them in the post:
BTW: By the way
BRB: Be right back
FYI: For your information
JK: Just Kidding
LOL: laugh out loud
TTYL: talk to you later
TY: Thank you
NP: No problem
NVM: Nevermind

sábado, 9 de enero de 2016

The sense of life

Life is kind of like a party. You invite a lot of people, some leave early, some stay all night, some laugh with you, some laugh at you, and some show up really late. But in the end, after the fun, there are a few who stay to help to clean up the mess. And most of time, they aren't even the ones who made the mess. These people are your true friends in life. They are the only ones who matter. 

Difference between nothing & anything

viernes, 1 de enero de 2016

Starting the year with a joke

Two factory workers 👥 are talking.
The woman👩 says, I can make the boss give the day off.
The man👦replies, "and how would you do that?".
The woman says "just wait and see".
She then hangs upside down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says "what are you doing?".
The woman replies "I am a light bulb".
The boss then sais "You have been working so much that you have gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off".
The man starts to follow her, and the boss says "where are you going?".
The man says "I am going home too, I can't work in the dark".