martes, 23 de febrero de 2016
lunes, 22 de febrero de 2016
jueves, 18 de febrero de 2016
domingo, 10 de enero de 2016
BRB: Be right back
FYI: For your information
JK: Just Kidding
LOL: laugh out loud
TTYL: talk to you later
TY: Thank you
NP: No problem
sábado, 9 de enero de 2016
Life is kind of like a party. You invite a lot of people, some leave early, some stay all night, some laugh with you, some laugh at you, and some show up really late. But in the end, after the fun, there are a few who stay to help to clean up the mess. And most of time, they aren't even the ones who made the mess. These people are your true friends in life. They are the only ones who matter.
viernes, 1 de enero de 2016
Two factory workers 👥 are talking.
The woman👩 says, I can make the boss give the day off.
The man👦replies, "and how would you do that?".
The woman says "just wait and see".
She then hangs upside down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says "what are you doing?".
The woman replies "I am a light bulb".
The boss then sais "You have been working so much that you have gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off".
The man starts to follow her, and the boss says "where are you going?".
The man says "I am going home too, I can't work in the dark".